078. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

My fall-guy.
My dingo.
My care bear.
My pain in the ass.
My leprechaun.
My lunch.
My clinic, my rules.

...My God is this getting old.

[ooc; bbl! I'll pick up backdated tags!]

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

The dingo is mine.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What is a dingo?

[knaveswitness.livejournal.com]

Going to eat it?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's a dog. And it ate your baby.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Do you pay him?

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I am not a father and Doctor Chase is not a dog.

[thenormalsquint]

In more ways than one.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Is the Pope Catholic? I didn't pay seven dollars for the whole thing to look at it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And he pays you of course. I don't need to ask, that's the given.

[knaveswitness.livejournal.com]

Maybe you bought two. Maybe you stole someone else's lunch already.

Who am I to know.

[eiremagic]

...is this rule of law enforced? I have heavy weaponry.

[thenormalsquint]

Yes, yes, yes. I know. I'm a hooker with a heart of gold. Mind coming up with a new insult?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A dingo is an Australian wild dog. They do eat babies.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're mistaking lunch and breakfast.

The sandwich is mine. Lay off.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Are you working through the Bumper Book of Bush Breeds?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm aware of that. You know its funny how heavy considering the height to weight ratio between you and the big guns.

[knaveswitness.livejournal.com]

Hands in sight~

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Are you reading me porno titles?

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

He is not a dog.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Does your au pair know you're missing and starving?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

No, but there are premium lines where they can do that for you.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Correct.

You passed the test, Hernando. Congratulations.

[eiremagic]

You're keen on me weapons, I know.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Heart of gold? I never said that. You must make bank to afford that.