066. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Killing Cameron is like kicking a puppy. It only makes you look like a bad person and does absolutely nothing for the rest of the world. Whodunit? Did you forget to give someone a lollipop and sticker?

Besides that terrific excitement, I have to applaud the Scooby Doo and Blue's Clues efforts everywhere. I think that there weren't enough ridiculously colored canines to go around. You all were just as incompetent without them. Maybe even a little bit more so.

Can I get a show of hands? Butlers, did you do it? No?

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Servitude never works out for anybody. You can at someone's beck and call for so long.

[gracedfall.livejournal.com]

I guess that makes sense.

Was someone you know killed too?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yeah. She'll be fine in no time. It's all that sunshine and daisies.

[gracedfall.livejournal.com]

...What do you mean? [He doesn't know about the death&rebirth rule in the City.]

uh oh

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You know, up and about. In that non brain eating sort of way.

8| 1/2

[gracedfall.livejournal.com]

[Sorry for you, he doesn't get the zombie reference.]

[gracedfall.livejournal.com]

[Five minutes later.] ...Alright.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There's a guide you know. That you read. It's got all that fun stuff in there.

[gracedfall.livejournal.com]

I've never seen a guide before.