066. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Killing Cameron is like kicking a puppy. It only makes you look like a bad person and does absolutely nothing for the rest of the world. Whodunit? Did you forget to give someone a lollipop and sticker?

Besides that terrific excitement, I have to applaud the Scooby Doo and Blue's Clues efforts everywhere. I think that there weren't enough ridiculously colored canines to go around. You all were just as incompetent without them. Maybe even a little bit more so.

Can I get a show of hands? Butlers, did you do it? No?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Stirred maybe.

[suicideslowly]

In the mood for martinis?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

My jet powered car is in the shop. Or else I'd be heading up to Costa Rica for some with Miss Ova Ertsexual-Innuendo.

[suicideslowly]

I like the album by Queen.

But does this ladyfriend of yours have a brother?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I prefer the Who better staying power as far as appeal goes.

Family hasn't come up in our vigorous interrogation sessions.

[suicideslowly]

I didn't think that you'd be the type to join the flock, as far as appeal goes.

Well, meetings with the family are awkward and often unnecessary anyway, I guess.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You only say hat because the scene has changed.

Do you talk about your family during sex?

[suicideslowly]

Some men have really funny ideas about pillow talk?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You did wonder if she had a brother.

[suicideslowly]

Not for my own sake.