057. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Shut up. Shut up. Will everyone shut up. Playing doctor is fun isn't it? Playing doctor when there is no authority? Not only is that dangerous and likely not the fun sexy kind, it is stupid. To anyone who is ready to believe in something because it is on the network and a nice person said it, the consequences are all yours. Enjoy.

Let's do this the old fashioned way. Screw vaccines, screw advice columns. You're sick? Consult a doctor. Can't get out of bed? Call a doctor to you. Still incapable of that? Get someone to get a doctor. You're ill. So what. You're not a victim unless you act like one. Have dignity. And those of the medical community, your bleeding hearts and boredom are showing. Better get that checked. Chase could do better. That is an insult to let you know.

That survey that my name as attached to? Hypothetical vaccination. You know, data gathering before hand? It's something that intelligent people do. After which comes a process of study. A long one. Do you people really think that the process is fast? There is a testing period too.

Cold weather has a tendency to enhance preexisting medical conditions. I'm taking a taxi to work from now until March.

Comments

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

It was worth the effort and the pizza. Now all we have to do is wait if the deity campaign is successful or unleash something worse and be ready for a potential crisis in our hands.

How are you feeling?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A good scout is always prepared. Besides having pocket knives. You actually liked the pizza? Shock and awe.

Fine.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

I am uncomplicated in my preferences.

Honestly, Doctor House.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I like how you avoided saying "I'm easy."

Cold weather makes me stiff in an unpleasant and painful way.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Ah, thank you. That's a compliment from you.

Cold makes you sick, you mean. Did you catch the flu?

[House]

Miss Mac Cionaoith contacted me yesterday.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're learning.

I'm not sick. It's my leg. The temperature doesn't help when I wake up. Or after I've been sitting awhile.

Private

About what? She knows how to use condoms already.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

What are you taking to ease the pain? Perhaps I could offer alternatives.

[House]

She has to do community service at the Hospital and I don't know what is her field. She told me you do.