048. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I'd Tap That
Anya (every kid's dream)
Anita Blake (with or without the cuffs, I'm flexible)
Faye Valentine (booty shorts. Do I need to say more?)
Dr. Martha Jones (we got a thing, goin on.)
Rose Tyler (cute, there's sexy in there somewhere)
Giselle (it'd be so wrong but so right.)
Abby Sciutto (there's dirty, kink I know it)


People I Wish Awful, Terrible Misfortunes On (Something Like this Curse Only Worse)
FCC
Justin Timberlake
Tritter
Foreman
Whoever Thought It Was a Good Idea to Let Britney Spears Do What She Wants
Chase
Dad

Comments

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I should punch you for saying that about Giselle.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She's hot. It's wrong.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

She has the mind of a five-year-old girl.

[a-dinozzo.livejournal.com]

You're not going to turn into some stalker that I'll have to shoot if you get close to Abby, right?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You say that like I don't know? You don't stare at her ass and then remember that, do you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Stalking? I have more romantic finesse than that.

[a-dinozzo.livejournal.com]

Good, 'cause I'd hate to have to shoot you, but I will if you turn out to be creepy.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You use the gun to solve problems. That's not Freudian or anything. Nope.

[eiremagic]

Who the hell is Tritter?

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

Things I Want to Know
Your name
If you're really having a thing with Martha
If you're being nice to Martha
Whether I'll have to hurt you if you're not being nice to Martha

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I don't stare at her ass, pervert.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Answers
Greg House, M.D.
It is pending.
Who says I'm not?
Nope.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A cop with no hobbies.

[eiremagic]

Oh. Sucks.

I finished your text, can I have another one?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That would make you a lesbian if you did, Faye. ...Unless you wanna share something with the class.

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

Responses to your answers
Nice to meet you
Is it?
So far no one, but believe me I'll be checking
I hope not

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

I'm flattered.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

That'd disappoint you, though.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not as much as he does though.

Finished the text? We're talking about the Medical Encyclopedia or the Stephen King book?

[eiremagic]

The Medical Encyclopedia, who's Stephen King?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How flattered?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Re:Responses to your answers
And you are?
Early stages but yes.
I can make up a list of references.
Perish the thought.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Eden, Stephen King. We had a very, very long conversation about cars that killed people, killer dogs and clowns. I just don't believe you forgot about that.

...You finished it. Really.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Flattered enough to think cuffs would be a necessitty for you. I have a feeling you're a grabby hands kind of guy.

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

Re: Re:Responses to your answers
Toshiko Sato.
That's interesting.
That would be a nice start.
I have a gun. Just saying.