vicodincrutch: (on the network/not looking at porn)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-07-18 10:58 am

047. Diagnosis

Getting to the front of a line at a ride would be perk number 34. Thanks leg.

Things go boom, death and then network crying. Wasn't that guy a prisoner? Are we going to feel bad for the prisoners? What about the car, man. It was melted and an unwilling party to this crime. Ouch. I hope it was standard issue. I'd hate for some nice set of wheels to be beyond repair. Such a shame. I think I saw that on Law and Order. The one with the guy who recently got fat and bearded. Sometimes i think I'm watching CSI just looking at him.

Leia. Hey you, with the buns. You never got back to me.

Note to the ailing: marco.

EDIT: Open your heart to those in need. Give the gift of pizza.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the guy. You can't miss it. Seriously. He's got jowls.
submariner: (16: look)

[personal profile] submariner 2008-07-18 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess he finally discovered where they'd been hiding all the doughnuts.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Or someone stopped finger printing the box. What's another donut gone? That's life in the big city.
submariner: (08: heh)

[personal profile] submariner 2008-07-18 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
S'tragic, really. Does he huff and puff when he chases after people now?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
He doesn't do much chasing. He sicks the short lady on the bad guys.
submariner: (Default)

[personal profile] submariner 2008-07-18 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
S'a good plan. No one expects to get taken down by a woman the size of your average toy poodle.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if you aren't familiar with toy poodles. Vicious ankle biters, like those tiny dinosaurs from Jurassic Park. I think it's the Procompsognathus.