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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-07-18 10:58 am
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047. Diagnosis

Getting to the front of a line at a ride would be perk number 34. Thanks leg.

Things go boom, death and then network crying. Wasn't that guy a prisoner? Are we going to feel bad for the prisoners? What about the car, man. It was melted and an unwilling party to this crime. Ouch. I hope it was standard issue. I'd hate for some nice set of wheels to be beyond repair. Such a shame. I think I saw that on Law and Order. The one with the guy who recently got fat and bearded. Sometimes i think I'm watching CSI just looking at him.

Leia. Hey you, with the buns. You never got back to me.

Note to the ailing: marco.

EDIT: Open your heart to those in need. Give the gift of pizza.
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submariner: (80: no u)

[personal profile] submariner 2008-07-18 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
The crazy one always twitching about? He got all fat? I should really keep up.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the guy. You can't miss it. Seriously. He's got jowls.
submariner: (16: look)

[personal profile] submariner 2008-07-18 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess he finally discovered where they'd been hiding all the doughnuts.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Or someone stopped finger printing the box. What's another donut gone? That's life in the big city.
submariner: (08: heh)

[personal profile] submariner 2008-07-18 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
S'tragic, really. Does he huff and puff when he chases after people now?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
He doesn't do much chasing. He sicks the short lady on the bad guys.
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[personal profile] submariner 2008-07-18 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
S'a good plan. No one expects to get taken down by a woman the size of your average toy poodle.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if you aren't familiar with toy poodles. Vicious ankle biters, like those tiny dinosaurs from Jurassic Park. I think it's the Procompsognathus.

[identity profile] fuckcarbonite.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
So what was it you wanted with Leia?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh we already did it. I just wanted to know what she thought.

[identity profile] fuckcarbonite.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice try, pal. I know for a fact you ain't her type.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
She's adventurous. I offered and she didn't agree at first. Obviously it isn't what she's used to, but hey. I'm one to think that classics are always appreciated.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You've got a healthy relationship. Why don't you ask her about it?

[identity profile] fuckcarbonite.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, she's not here, and you are. And I'd hate to be rude and ruin this wonderfully polite conversation.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Add some nachos and a sporting event this would be male bonding.

[identity profile] fuckcarbonite.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as it's not Jell-O, we're good.

[identity profile] fuckcarbonite.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that in itself doesn't bug me, not much does after you've seen a Hutt go after whatever squirming main course is closest. Me? I just don't like the green stuff.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh because it reminds you of what you're made of.

[identity profile] nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me.

Back to you?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
You saw the movie. I don't think we ever talked about what you thought. You said you had to be somewhere.

No time like the present. Oh, by the way, Han there thinks we went into hyper space horizontally. I tried to correct him.

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[identity profile] nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's entirely likely that I did have to be somewhere, but I enjoyed the movie. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

He -

[identity profile] nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Really?

[identity profile] nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm sure that you had absolutely nothing to do with that line of thinking.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. I was talking about us watching the documentary.

[identity profile] nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
You were certainly heavy on the implications.

[identity profile] nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
When dealing with Han you have to speak slowly and use small words. You should have known better.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'll make a note of it. I'm just used to intelligent conversation. How do you deal with the transition?

[identity profile] nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a politician. I deal with all types, Doctor House.
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