vicodincrutch: (doctoring)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-06-23 08:10 pm

045. Diagnosis

Time to cut the joke short. Anyone with the obnoxious, laughing affliction, there's good news. You haven't been eating people or tainted meat. It isn't kuru. As a little birdie may have told you, it's from an inhaled toxic substance. Lucky you!

Anyway, if you can shut up and stay still long enough, I'll give you an injection and we can all laugh about this later.

No suckers, no stickers.That's just how I roll.

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[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Something about their behaviour seems weirder than just being trained.

Mr. Watari's looking at it. Who's Scooby Doo? Neuro's the one who helped me out- you ought to meet him sometime!

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe they're high. Maybe they're robots. I could go on.

Scooby Doo is a crime fighting dog with serious stress coping problems.

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[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
We'll find out soon, either way.

You've met him? I didn't know you took care of animals, to! I'll have to ask you to give Neuro a checkup sometime!