042. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Everything pink must go. Items are priced as mark. No haggling.

It will go to a very good cause. I promise.

edit: Hey, Leia what are you doing later?

[ooc; excuse for action spam is go. If the pic needs to be cut to save your lists just say so.]

Comments

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[eiremagic]

....this is ridiculously pink. Yeh think anyone's actually goin' to want this shite?

[She's holding up a boa]

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[Moves sunglasses down his nose a moment, sitting on the step.]

Watch. I give that thing ten minutes.

[Scoots glasses back up and opens up can of coke.]

I put in not pink things too you know. For people who have more taste.

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[eiremagic]

Did yeh wear....holy fuckin' shite!

[she tosses the box she was holding and turns red]

Yeh know what's in that box? Yeh're a sick man!

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[Smiles and keeps the can to his mouth until he's done grinning.]

No. What? I guess it wasn't baseball cards.

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[eiremagic]

I didn't think yeh took it up the arse, Doctor.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't. And I'm not due for at least another three years now that I think about it.

Don't worry, they're clean.

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[eiremagic]

Ew.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh please. You have no right to be disgusted by the inter mechanisms of the body, Bloody Mary.

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[eiremagic]

Oy! Blood makes fuckin' sense, everyone has it, everyone bleeds, disease or not, it's all perfectly bleedin' natural.

Shovin' a 20 centimeter bit of pink plastic up your arse is sick.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's what you're still yapping about.

[Sets down coke.]

It made him happy. It'll make someone else happy.

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[eiremagic]

Well there's nothin' here for me, anyway.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You didn't even look at the shoes yet.

[Cane pointer to the left.]

Or the music.

[Now to the right.]

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[eiremagic]

I doubt that anyone who wore a pink boa listened to the Pogues.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because they're epitome of music. What was I thinking.

Why all the looking for yourself. Shouldn't you be finding something for your boyfriend?

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[eiremagic]

Trust me, he's not goin' to want any of this shite either. Unless you have a knife with a pink handle, he probably needs a new knife, and far be it for me to deny him somethin' that makes him look stupid.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Do you really think that Emmett would be handy with a knife? Even if he could, a knife? I think there's a pink stein around here somewhere.

[No, no he isn't going to look for it.]

I was saving the soundtrack of Brigadoon for you. Oh well.