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[vicodincrutch]

 Are people still trying to get on out of here? I would have thought that the dinosaurs were enough.

I have an idea, lets play morbid danger bingo. Who is in? By in I mean participating so someone can start making cards. Though I think BINGO is too short of a word. How about APOCALYPSE?

MORBID DANGER BINGO APOCALYPSE
burn: 1st degree, 2nd degree, 3rd degree
bruise
drowned
cut
stabbed
head trauma
disembodiment
infection
requiring stitches
gunshot wound
invasive surgery
amputation

See any one of these and let someone know.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

You should probably add blood transfusion to the list.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Who would be stupid enough to attempt a blood transfusion without a doctor?

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

The same people who would attempt amputation and invasive surgery?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Amputation can happen without a medical situation, say, a stopped elevator. And invasive surgery would be made for internal injury. Guess a guy has to be so specific in these parts.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Well to be fair I know nothing about the medical field so I probably would have gotten it messed up no matter what.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It would be unfair if you were a doctor. More than that it would be a problem. I'd say not knowing the basics hurts except it does.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

And you obviously know the basics. What kind of doctor are you?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm a diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. Just the fun stuff.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

I bet you never have a dull day with that. Of course I've thought the same of ER doctors. I'm an ER professional... visiting, not working there. The doctors always seem so stressed and harried.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprise how few infectious diseases there are around here. It's depressing.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

But on the plus side people aren't sick and you can read all those books you've been meaning to read?