vicodincrutch: (donnie darko moment)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2010-06-29 03:33 am

100 Diagnosis

To hell with it. No doom so far. And if it happens, I know who to blame. Or if reason has any weight in this ridiculousness, since this is a later challenge there could be time to prepare, call in bribes. Whatever means necessary.

Growth hold obvious relevance in the medical world. From the time we are born to the age of two our craniums are measured regularly to check growth progress. Abnormal numbers above or below the norm could be a sign of one or more of the following:
  • Chronic disease
  • Emotional (psychosocial) health
  • Genetics
  • Infection
  • Poor nutrition
Life is still in the equation. Big or small headed people alike can tell you that. Look around you. With the aid of hormones and with a possibility of a close to normal life outside of the circus or the next Austin Powers movie. Dramatic differences on the other hand leave the door open for other issue possibilities gastrointestinal problems that prompt a slow or stunted growth due to digestive enzymes, cerebral palsy to throw out a few rockstars of the category. And all of this is possible within the first leg of life. Makes you wonder by what miracle or luck of the draw this many people pass through the first round of the real Real World.

And we continually grow. We get older, our capacity for learning becomes more complicated with critical thinking, memorization, and any kind of social upbringing. These are all dependent on were we go from the start. Genes get blamed, it's the genetics passed down from our parents and their parents. Health is more than possible in early life. Then comes that oh so sudden decline of aging, ready willing and able to put it's hand into the grab bag of genetic issues that your Grandma's cousin first removed had.

Growth usually has such a positive connotation. You grow ill. You grow weary. Growth can also mean progression. Tumors for one thing. Flesh eating viruses grow.  Or Joseph Merrick experienced growth and then some. Who said it was a happy subject?

There.

Give me my prize.

[identity profile] an-alkahest.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Deterioration isn't growth, Mr. Medic.
dr_conscience: (Hmph. // Reading between lines)

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[personal profile] dr_conscience 2010-06-29 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the demand at the end wraps it all up quite nicely.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Flesh-eating. Now there's a charming thought.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Mister Medic.

<3 long time

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Gives it that nice touch. I was thinking of putting 'the end'. So glad I didn't.

[identity profile] an-alkahest.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that too forward? Well, I never liked "Doctor." It's too ambiguous, since these days, you could be a Doctor in anything.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Think no more. It's real.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Don't want anyone who has gone to school for years and studied to get that title to have any funny ideas. God forbid treat a patient. Then who knows what would happen.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know it's real enough. I just try to ignore that sort of thing. Then again, when you've got dragon pox turning your skin green, it's really nothing unusual.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Pigmentation registers as worse than loss of limbs? Oh, I get it. One is easier to ignore.

[identity profile] an-alkahest.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Was that the wrong thing to say?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it's perfect.

However luck of the draw, you yo're say that to a doctor. I'm Mr. Medic House. I have a playhouse where people go when they have ailments and somehow manage not to kill people. What are the chances.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[If a small patch of silence can register Chase processing something unexpected...]

[identity profile] an-alkahest.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that small, Mr. Medic House. Mentioning all these ugly things, you hardly seemed impressed at all.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)


You'll have to speak up.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I just mean that magical illnesses are all around the same in terms of... charm. It's the spell accidents that're harder to ignore. As you well know.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[With the inevitable response.]

Ow-- what the hell...? Are you trying to deafen me?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It comes with the territory. I didn't take it up because of the scenery.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Again might I weigh loss of limb against anything else.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oops. These new fangled things.

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[identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. But regrowing's tricky, not impossible, back home. The potion to regrow bones, though? I hear it tastes rather disgusting.

[identity profile] an-alkahest.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Say, if you're a real medic... do you have suits?

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Huff of annoyance, and he's turning his own volume down just in case.]

Thought you weren't doing these.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)


You also were a fox before.



I gave it more thought.

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