097 Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

[IMG. uploaded to network: It's a note written on yellow, lined paper. This piece of paper has been taped to a door. The only part of the door that's legible (That damn note is in the way!) is ous, MD. Who could that ever be?

The note reads: "To Whom It May Concern: You've come this far and need help. Think carefully, because you're perfectly capable of doing so on your own. 1) Have you used every option possible? 2) Are you sure? I would never think to call you a liar. I would love to drop everything I'm doing to help you. And migraines make you more delightful. If 1) and 2) have been covered and you still have a problem. Please knock."]

Comments

[as_damaged]

Migraines?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Metaphorically speaking.

[as_damaged]

So you'd just like people to think you've got one?

[dr_conscience]

Finding that particularly effective?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I should have put it lower, at the same level as the door knob.

[dr_conscience]

Some bright colors and glitter couldn't hurt, either.

By the way, I won't be back at the clinic for a while.