095. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I wouldn't be who I am without looking a gift horse in the mouth. Either someone has paid all women some amount of money to appear attracted or mildly interested or there is a curse going on. Or an out break.

In the event of the first, C-cups and up only.

[ooc; you know you want to.]

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[dr_conscience]

Obviously.

Which brings up the point that it might be a good idea to not take advantage of it too much.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Define too much. Because to not take advantage of this curse is ridiculous. You don't go to a buffet for croutons.

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[dr_conscience]

Generally speaking, I'd say avoiding anything that will get you injured the next day is a good idea.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

....Might be late for that kind of talk.

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[dr_conscience]

That's... great.

So, what do you figure the chances for attempted violence tomorrow are running now?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Do you want a percentage or a terror level color?

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[dr_conscience]

Well, I'm sure either will get the point across, though terror levels might be a bit more apt.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The Department of Apartment Security has been set at Severe Red.

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[dr_conscience]

I might... go board up the windows now.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Women would go for the door, not the windows.

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[dr_conscience]

Yeah, well, we can't very well barricade that until you're on the right side of it.