095. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I wouldn't be who I am without looking a gift horse in the mouth. Either someone has paid all women some amount of money to appear attracted or mildly interested or there is a curse going on. Or an out break.

In the event of the first, C-cups and up only.

[ooc; you know you want to.]

Comments

audio: I am a terrible, terrible person.

[thenormalsquint]

There isn't that much money in the world for you.

[Voices over the Network sound closer than they appear... because they're just outside your office door.]

audio: you are.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There is plenty of money in the world. And it resents your mentality.

audio: you make me do it

[thenormalsquint]

Only those with questionable values and mentalities would take money to spend time with you. Or spend time with you, period.

[Yes, outside the door. And if he listens closely, he can hear it--or the person it belongs to, rather--stop right in front of it.]]

audio: it's your own brand of terrible

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You say that even though you're well aware that I'm a doctor. Consider your point nullified.

action later on some time after his post, idk? <3

[as_damaged]

[Given the fact that she's just made a fresh pot of coffee, there's nothing inherently unusual about Cameron coming in to bring House a cup.]

action <3<3<3

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

action <3<3<3

[as_damaged]

Thought you might like some.

[She sets the mug on his desk, with a smile that's just a bit too warm. And then sets herself on the desk, sliding the cup in a bit further so as not to knock it over. This should be the point where rationality intervenes, but there's something in the air that keeps it from doing so. Crossing her legs, head slightly tilted, she watches him with far too much interest.]

action <3<3<3

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's my second drug of choice.



What's in it?

[eiremagic]

I think I'm giving Chase a gun.

If I can find a way to do it without getting near him.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you hated him that much.

[eiremagic]

This is me taking a solid interest in him not getting raped.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Did you try UPS?

audio;

[dr_conscience]

I don't suppose you have any idea why the apartment reeks?

audio;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It wasn't me.

audio;

[dr_conscience]

Funny, I don't recall letting any sweaty gorillas in to spray cologne all over everything.

audio;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You mean Mini You wasn't around?

Audio

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Amateurs. I hit on you even when I'm not cursed but I do have really strong urges to do it today.

Audio

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The general attraction is based on how mentally unsound you are altogether.

Re: Audio

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

But see I count my generally agreed upon crazy as an advantage.

Audio

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You do get pills. And if you like white that's a plus.

[calculusdragon.livejournal.com]

So this is a curse? It is very strange.

I suppose it is a mammal thing.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What? Aliens can't smell?

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

The cursed ladies wouldn't be able to tell they are.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I think that attraction to me in the face of normal repulsion is a big on.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Are they so harsh with you, Doctor House?