vicodincrutch | 093. Diagnosis

Doctor Allison Cameron, you can start formally apologizing....now. If you need any hints, if nothing at all comes to mind, just ask. I'll be sure to supply you with a bevy of ways to make amends.

I think that I'll call in sick with a sudden case of ~~hopefully temporary~~ Charles Bonnet syndrome.

accidental audio;

[voices speak, they all sound like House.]

"Hey, hey Greg. This means we can really go out and do something. Topless bar. You feel me? Oh and ditch those losers. Then you can have fun."

"Go, watch, and come back home? Yeah, that's amusing. The minute one dancer opens her mouth it may as well be white noise. They have no brains. May as well watch a movie. There's the complete fantasy, no strings and certainly no physical excursion. That guy would like it."

"Why watch a movie when you can go back to bed, House? You're on the way to a wane period with the vicodin. Build up for it or it's going to kick your ass. Nothing is disappointing in sleep."

"How can anyone sleep with my own personal episode of Three is Company?"

"Sleep? Do I have to spell it out? F-U-N. It's what everyone doesn't want you to have."

"That's because they don't care. It's all that pleasantry still, still. You must be doing something wrong."

"Speaking of wrong, hello, priorities. You do anything else and risk being nonfunctional."

"Shut up. Shut up. Shut up."

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I figured I'd share the wealth.

~~And immediately it's easier to -~~ To me it feels more like killing two birds with one stone. You're sharing the wealth and keeping me out of whatever's going on with your thought process. Not that I blame you.

My mind is a government. And today it's splitting off into different parties including the green one. I can only follow because I know the platforms besides being annoying and loud.

Depending on how you look at it, then, you might be able to benefit from that standpoint. You could always just say all your personal thoughts are liars.

Everyone is a liar. Where and when, that's the biggest difference.

It must blow your mind to find out that sometimes people actually tell the truth.

People are capable of telling the truth. I know that. Like I said, it's a matter of where and when.

Everyone lies. Everyone sneezes. It's not about where or when they sneeze. It's about how hard they sneeze and how often.

Forgetting the whole metaphor thing, the sky is blue. That's not a lie. And this conversation's got the potential to challenge my whole thinking of you as a sandwich idea. I'm not really sure I'm ready to sacrifice that. You work well as turkey.

Just a turkey? There better be bacon or it's not worth it.

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