084. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

And then there was one blind man. Circumstances beyond my means or understanding have deprived a sound, logical medical investigation. Or as I like to say--got the easy way out. Heartwarming, wonderful in that way that Hallmark hopes to mimic every time, isn't it?

There's work still to be done. I haven't seen Dr. Deus Ex Machina around here to pick up his shift everywhere else.

Say Dr. Jimmy, (I wasn't aware that was your official moniker) I can't help but notice it looks like you're trying to get an Eden of your own. The least she could do is pick up an accent. I guess that's what the button nose is for. Right?

Observations:
fundoscopy at a typical level
visualization + dreaming
Optokinetic nystagmus -> no
frequent seizuring -> no

Looks like cortical blindness. Boring.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're sure taking this in stride despite how responsible you are.

I'm out of questions that you can answer.

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

You think I don't feel responsible? My very existence is hazardous to the people around me during curses like these. How do you think that makes me feel?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Did you get these people to a hospital? Are you offering to help them?

You're a bleeding heart.

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

I offered, they declined.