084. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

And then there was one blind man. Circumstances beyond my means or understanding have deprived a sound, logical medical investigation. Or as I like to say--got the easy way out. Heartwarming, wonderful in that way that Hallmark hopes to mimic every time, isn't it?

There's work still to be done. I haven't seen Dr. Deus Ex Machina around here to pick up his shift everywhere else.

Say Dr. Jimmy, (I wasn't aware that was your official moniker) I can't help but notice it looks like you're trying to get an Eden of your own. The least she could do is pick up an accent. I guess that's what the button nose is for. Right?

Observations:
fundoscopy at a typical level
visualization + dreaming
Optokinetic nystagmus -> no
frequent seizuring -> no

Looks like cortical blindness. Boring.

Comments

[Clinic Filter]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I can count two people besides myself. Do you really have that many friends? Think carefully.

[Clinic Filter 1/2]

[dr_conscience]

I'm not giving anyone a job.

Sounds like a great time. I can go with her, but I'm not going to fight for the honor.

[Clinic Filter]

[dr_conscience]

Two people?

[Clinic Filter]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Good. I'm holding you to that.

You want a souvenir? The ability to see? A prophesy?

[Clinic Filter]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Chase and Button-Nose.

[Clinic Filter]

[dr_conscience]

Fine. I wouldn't offer if I hadn't intended to actually do it.

No, I don't want anything. I've already had enough bizarre supernatural experiences for one month.

[Clinic Filter]

[dr_conscience]

If Chase calls me that, I'm not answering to it.

[Clinic Filter]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Party pooper.