084. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

And then there was one blind man. Circumstances beyond my means or understanding have deprived a sound, logical medical investigation. Or as I like to say--got the easy way out. Heartwarming, wonderful in that way that Hallmark hopes to mimic every time, isn't it?

There's work still to be done. I haven't seen Dr. Deus Ex Machina around here to pick up his shift everywhere else.

Say Dr. Jimmy, (I wasn't aware that was your official moniker) I can't help but notice it looks like you're trying to get an Eden of your own. The least she could do is pick up an accent. I guess that's what the button nose is for. Right?

Observations:
fundoscopy at a typical level
visualization + dreaming
Optokinetic nystagmus -> no
frequent seizuring -> no

Looks like cortical blindness. Boring.

Comments

[Clinic Filter]

[eiremagic]

And my dual purpose is that I'm not afraid to go ask the bloody angel what the fuck happened to those people.

[Clinic Filter]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Neither am I. But let's let someone step up to the plate for the sake of medicine. It's not your job.

[Clinic Filter]

[eiremagic]

....sweet.

That is the right usage, right?

[Clinic Filter]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's the right way to use it.

The fist pump should be reserved for especially ecstatic situations.

[Clinic Filter]

[eiremagic]

I didn't fist pump, I hear it makes me look like a goon.

[Clinic Filter]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Exactly why it isn't used all of the time.