084. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

And then there was one blind man. Circumstances beyond my means or understanding have deprived a sound, logical medical investigation. Or as I like to say--got the easy way out. Heartwarming, wonderful in that way that Hallmark hopes to mimic every time, isn't it?

There's work still to be done. I haven't seen Dr. Deus Ex Machina around here to pick up his shift everywhere else.

Say Dr. Jimmy, (I wasn't aware that was your official moniker) I can't help but notice it looks like you're trying to get an Eden of your own. The least she could do is pick up an accent. I guess that's what the button nose is for. Right?

Observations:
fundoscopy at a typical level
visualization + dreaming
Optokinetic nystagmus -> no
frequent seizuring -> no

Looks like cortical blindness. Boring.

Comments

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

He knows how easily you misread it to your advantage.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I think that your hearing is selective.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

It has its advantages.

Were you implying that Chuck would feel threatened by you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm implying that Upchuck would be repulsed. Like me.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Well, he might be.