084. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

And then there was one blind man. Circumstances beyond my means or understanding have deprived a sound, logical medical investigation. Or as I like to say--got the easy way out. Heartwarming, wonderful in that way that Hallmark hopes to mimic every time, isn't it?

There's work still to be done. I haven't seen Dr. Deus Ex Machina around here to pick up his shift everywhere else.

Say Dr. Jimmy, (I wasn't aware that was your official moniker) I can't help but notice it looks like you're trying to get an Eden of your own. The least she could do is pick up an accent. I guess that's what the button nose is for. Right?

Observations:
fundoscopy at a typical level
visualization + dreaming
Optokinetic nystagmus -> no
frequent seizuring -> no

Looks like cortical blindness. Boring.

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

But I bet the ass doesn't answer it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh he does. But it has to be very special.

[thenormalsquint]

Well, I think my next door neighbor is pretty damn special so he needs to bring himself around and fix things.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Was that a retard joke?

[thenormalsquint]

You can't be serious.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're the one tossing special around with extra ease.

[thenormalsquint]

Actually, I think you're the special one. And I don't mean the nice, "Barney the Dinosaur says everybody is special" special. Take that how you want.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

In that case, I still believe that you're in favor of using mental defects in a derogatory way.

[thenormalsquint]

Only in reference to you, sweetheart.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Which means that is fine by you in specific cases to get down and dirty against your better judgment on medically depended members of society.

[thenormalsquint]

Yep.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You don't have kids yet do you?

[thenormalsquint]

And the price of tea in China is...?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm curious to see when karma shows just how much you make fun of the mentally challenged. They say God's big on turning out favors.

[thenormalsquint]

I'm sure God has bigger things to deal with than just me calling you names. But thanks for wasting your time being concerned about my future. How about you turn that concern to your patients?