076. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I'll talk to you. If I have to. No physical contact. You could be contagious. Vaccinations aren't mandatory. Sadly Speed Sticks aren't either.

No, it isn't Lupus. No, I don't care what you think. No, I don't have an accent.

[ooc; Hit him. Hard.]

Comments

/ninjas in

[funkybrewsta]

So when are you finally gonna tap Cuddy? Seriously, because Wilson ain't trying to hit that ass.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

All in good time my pretty. ...Are you shocked Wilson isn't trying? Pfff.

[funkybrewsta]

Not really. I think Wilson wants to tap you instead.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

He's not my type or an initiator. Keep dreaming until your porn uploads.

[funkybrewsta]

So no House/Cuddy/Wilson threesome?

1/2

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There was a casting problem. The role of Wilson will be played by Calientesa Delgado featured in such films as Mask of Porno and Tiajuana Git It On.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[funkybrewsta]

Stingy. You just wanna have Cuddy all to yourself. Fine with me anyway. I want you to smash that in the closet like a certain other couple.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Closet? I need more space. And time. Privacy could work in the mix. We can't have it all though.

[funkybrewsta]

If you sent the ducklings home and pulled the shades, you can do it in the office with lots of time and privacy. Bow chicka bow wow.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Tell me something I haven't thought of.