Dr. Greg House, MD (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
vicodincrutch) wrote2009-06-26 03:02 pm
vicodincrutch) wrote2009-06-26 03:02 pm
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075. Diagnosis
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[A song plays, at first it is the only sound. It's irritating. After the first chorus, it lowers so that House can talk over it easily.]
Catscratch Fever is easier to say than Cytauxzoonisis Felis--try saying that three times fast. It's actually caused by ticks not cats. The symptoms aligned with our current cast of disease thanks to our itchy friends. Back tracking showed the patient became Whiskers the Wonder Kitty. That changes everything. What took so long is that our buddy Billy isn't a cat anymore, I'm not, nor will I ever be, a vet. The results come out in the wash. Why? Because I'm just that good.
The patient be treated with Dr. Frontline Plus after the transfusion. I suggest to his roommates that when he's done you get him vaxinated.Maybe think about getting him fixed. You can never be too careful.
One more point for me.
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[ooc; Heeey sorry for slow tags and a few dropped ones. My birthday was Wednesday, the party is still kinda rollin'. Thanks for your understanding.]
[A song plays, at first it is the only sound. It's irritating. After the first chorus, it lowers so that House can talk over it easily.]
Catscratch Fever is easier to say than Cytauxzoonisis Felis--try saying that three times fast. It's actually caused by ticks not cats. The symptoms aligned with our current cast of disease thanks to our itchy friends. Back tracking showed the patient became Whiskers the Wonder Kitty. That changes everything. What took so long is that our buddy Billy isn't a cat anymore, I'm not, nor will I ever be, a vet. The results come out in the wash. Why? Because I'm just that good.
The patient be treated with Dr. Frontline Plus after the transfusion. I suggest to his roommates that when he's done you get him vaxinated.Maybe think about getting him fixed. You can never be too careful.
One more point for me.
[end;]
[ooc; Heeey sorry for slow tags and a few dropped ones. My birthday was Wednesday, the party is still kinda rollin'. Thanks for your understanding.]
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And no, he doesn't need to be fixed.
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It is a population control issue.
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Billy's gay. He'll be okay, right? No dying or anything?
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Anything he does outside of the hospital until he comes back in is his own fault. I'd stay out of the Red States.
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We live in New York. He'll be okay as long as he stays away from cats, subway rats, and Conservatives.
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Conservatives are everywhere. There's no shot for that. Best of luck anyway.
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