074. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

The counseling love-in and other shoulder to cry on services is provided by the hospital only. Ask for Dr. Sahl. No more questions or gab sessions about the curse. If you're oh so compelled, do it on your own time off of the clock over whatever fruity cocktail you have your friend order because you don't want to look like a weenie.

Moving right a long.

Sicko roll call. Holla atcha boy. In the absence of Foreman that'd be me. I want a head count and full tally. Complaints will be disregarded or given to Chase, sob stories go to Cameron and awkward sexual side effects to treatment will go to Returner.

Staff--God, I hate that word--besides coming up with a team name we've got a new case. He's too interesting for the hospital. (Two dings in one post, but who is counting.) 

Wilson, the masses are concerned. I had no idea I was your spoke's person. I would have made preparations.

[ooc; New case. Oh boy...]

Comments

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

He's in the hospital, but his doctor is, quite frankly, baffled. His symptoms are a little unusual.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If they're baffled still I'd say they're not trying hard enough.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

His symptoms seem to indicate that he has the bubonic plague, but it doesn't make any sense.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Why doesn't that make sense? Fleas and ticks are responsible.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

But there haven't been any other cases of the plague that I'm aware of. What are the odds of only one man contracting the disease?