Dr. Greg House, MD (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
vicodincrutch) wrote2008-10-17 06:11 pm
vicodincrutch) wrote2008-10-17 06:11 pm
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055. Diagnosis
Just because it is October do we have to talk about Halloween? Are we going to go through this every month for another year and just hit all of the commercial holidays? I didn't sign up for witnessing that. Did no one wish me a Happy Yom Kipper? No. And the same goes for Ramadan or Columbus Day, Already I'm sick of the subject. I'm sure that is why Jahova's Witnesses are on the rise. That and I think that party poopers should stick together. Just saying.
Handy dandy tip for those of you who collect free things: wear a coat. From now til mid-January it is high season for those dandy bouts with influenza. I don't want to haul myself away from a good soap episode to hand someone a tissue and a box of Dayquil. Take care of yourself at least enough to not come and see me unless you're bleeding.
I'd like that to happen. I'm bored. My children are starving. Feed the doctors.
Handy dandy tip for those of you who collect free things: wear a coat. From now til mid-January it is high season for those dandy bouts with influenza. I don't want to haul myself away from a good soap episode to hand someone a tissue and a box of Dayquil. Take care of yourself at least enough to not come and see me unless you're bleeding.
I'd like that to happen. I'm bored. My children are starving. Feed the doctors.