050. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Handcuffs made a comeback. Why wasn't I in on that? Better luck next time.

One date. Hm. Maybe for next week? How do you feel about Cone Heads? Maybe Tommy Boy. As far as partically crappy food goes, I like a good sub. I doubt any of the places have Jersey or New York culinary training. I guess that will add to the sup par.

One prescription for Tony Foster. You'll get the other one when the morphine is out. You want a quick fix hit up some drug store. I've got a system. Take it or leave it and risk over medicating.

Private to Morn;
One appointment. Paging Debbie Downer... you're up.
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Eden, why are you talking to Dr. Apu? We need to have a talk. One more thing, where the hell is the peanut butter.

Comments

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

Not the real Apu then?

At least other people here know about The Simpsons. I was thinking I stepped into some kind of twilight zone where nobody ever watched TV.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not the real Apu. I'll give you an orange for asking him where the nearest Kwik-E-Mart is.

Welcome to Hell, kid. It's all down hill from here on out.

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

Would he get the reference?

This place isn't so bad. I've been through worse.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I think he would. One orange. Think about it.

Wait until you turn into a girl.

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

Isn't an orange kind of cheap? You should offer at least a fruit basket.

You're kidding.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I mean the coin. You haven't been here long enough have you? Know the value of money before someone has you working for peanuts.

Nope.

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

One of those city coins? And please. Maybe for a jar of Peter Pan, but I'm not desperate enough to work for peanuts.

You should give me your name just in case I do end up asking where the local Kwik-E Mart is.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Skippy owns. And yes it is for a City coin.

It's for a coin. This is a drive by. No more questions.

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

Next you'll say smooth is better than chunky peanut butter.

No can do. You'll have to find another Simpsons fan for hire.