050. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Handcuffs made a comeback. Why wasn't I in on that? Better luck next time.

One date. Hm. Maybe for next week? How do you feel about Cone Heads? Maybe Tommy Boy. As far as partically crappy food goes, I like a good sub. I doubt any of the places have Jersey or New York culinary training. I guess that will add to the sup par.

One prescription for Tony Foster. You'll get the other one when the morphine is out. You want a quick fix hit up some drug store. I've got a system. Take it or leave it and risk over medicating.

Private to Morn;
One appointment. Paging Debbie Downer... you're up.
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Eden, why are you talking to Dr. Apu? We need to have a talk. One more thing, where the hell is the peanut butter.

Comments

[eiremagic]

....who's Apu?

It was growing mold. The peanut butter had to fucking go.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Put on the list Simpsons.

We had plenty. Where did it go?

[eiremagic]

It was growing fucking mold! Do you know what mold on peanut butter smells like?

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Jersey... You mean like the cows? I don't think anyone's told me New Amsterdam has special food though.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I mean Jersey like the state. New Amsterdam hasn't existed for centuries, Lyra. We've talked about this.

[nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com]

Cone Heads?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

They aren't from your neck of the galaxy.

[nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean you don't get to explain it.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

You're a pain in the ass, you know that?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious considering that I'm curing a pain of yours. And it isn't in the ass. That may require a separate prescription.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

You know, I don't really need a scrip to get this stuff.

[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

Morn Hyland.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oops. Ready? I am.

[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

No.

Just make it quick.

[marsattacked.livejournal.com]

Wow, doc. Is it just me or do you take up all the chill pills?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Nah. Unless they're the cool ones.

[orderonto]

Excuse you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I didn't sneeze yet, but thanks.

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

Since when was Apu a doctor?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

He's not. Turns out Apu is his first name. The last name is Suresh.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Coneheads would be good. Never seen that one before.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Old school SNL. Reasonably funny. I think it will be crappy enough.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

Interesting approach to patient confidentiality.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I need witnesses. He's getting pushy for his drugs.

[head-chef.livejournal.com]

You're kind of an asshole.

I respect that.

Jack Bourdain.