050. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Handcuffs made a comeback. Why wasn't I in on that? Better luck next time.

One date. Hm. Maybe for next week? How do you feel about Cone Heads? Maybe Tommy Boy. As far as partically crappy food goes, I like a good sub. I doubt any of the places have Jersey or New York culinary training. I guess that will add to the sup par.

One prescription for Tony Foster. You'll get the other one when the morphine is out. You want a quick fix hit up some drug store. I've got a system. Take it or leave it and risk over medicating.

Private to Morn;
One appointment. Paging Debbie Downer... you're up.
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Eden, why are you talking to Dr. Apu? We need to have a talk. One more thing, where the hell is the peanut butter.

Comments

[eiremagic]

Did I ask you to be?

I'm not looking for a date.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Nope. And this is a preemptive strike.

Good because I think that you both couldn't talk well face to face. Especially if he has an accent.

[eiremagic]

His accent is mild compared to mine.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh good. You can go to ESL together.

Why do you want him to believe you?

[eiremagic]

.....

Because I like it when people take me seriously.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's overrated and often insincere. People take other people seriously because it is the polite thing to do. That's one of those circumstances were you get by telling a white lie.