050. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Handcuffs made a comeback. Why wasn't I in on that? Better luck next time.

One date. Hm. Maybe for next week? How do you feel about Cone Heads? Maybe Tommy Boy. As far as partically crappy food goes, I like a good sub. I doubt any of the places have Jersey or New York culinary training. I guess that will add to the sup par.

One prescription for Tony Foster. You'll get the other one when the morphine is out. You want a quick fix hit up some drug store. I've got a system. Take it or leave it and risk over medicating.

Private to Morn;
One appointment. Paging Debbie Downer... you're up.
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Eden, why are you talking to Dr. Apu? We need to have a talk. One more thing, where the hell is the peanut butter.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Skippy. S-K-I-P-P-Y. You'll get a typed list.

Admit it, you like Happy Days.

What did you tell him?

[eiremagic]

Thanks.

Are you sure the Fonz is a real guy?

I told him that blood has memory. That I can sense it. And we talked about me fam.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Sure.

Of course I'm sure. He's a household legend, how many people get the in front of their name besides the Dali Lama and you know that man is real.

If you two are such friends why is he asking me about you?

[eiremagic]

...if you say so.

Because everybody lies. I wanted someone to back me up.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I do.

Ha ha. There is a reason why people lie. That's to hide things because not everyone is trustworthy or worth talking to. The trick is to tell the truth when the truth is needed. I'm not your Daddy Warbucks and I never will be. I will say that you like smart ass older men. Be aware of that.

[eiremagic]

Did I ask you to be?

I'm not looking for a date.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Nope. And this is a preemptive strike.

Good because I think that you both couldn't talk well face to face. Especially if he has an accent.

[eiremagic]

His accent is mild compared to mine.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh good. You can go to ESL together.

Why do you want him to believe you?

[eiremagic]

.....

Because I like it when people take me seriously.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's overrated and often insincere. People take other people seriously because it is the polite thing to do. That's one of those circumstances were you get by telling a white lie.