Dr. Greg House, MD (
vicodincrutch) wrote2008-08-13 06:35 pm
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050. Diagnosis
Handcuffs made a comeback. Why wasn't I in on that? Better luck next time.
One date. Hm. Maybe for next week? How do you feel about Cone Heads? Maybe Tommy Boy. As far as partically crappy food goes, I like a good sub. I doubt any of the places have Jersey or New York culinary training. I guess that will add to the sup par.
One prescription for Tony Foster. You'll get the other one when the morphine is out. You want a quick fix hit up some drug store. I've got a system. Take it or leave it and risk over medicating.
Private to Morn;
One appointment. Paging Debbie Downer... you're up.
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Eden, why are you talking to Dr. Apu? We need to have a talk. One more thing, where the hell is the peanut butter.
One date. Hm. Maybe for next week? How do you feel about Cone Heads? Maybe Tommy Boy. As far as partically crappy food goes, I like a good sub. I doubt any of the places have Jersey or New York culinary training. I guess that will add to the sup par.
One prescription for Tony Foster. You'll get the other one when the morphine is out. You want a quick fix hit up some drug store. I've got a system. Take it or leave it and risk over medicating.
Private to Morn;
One appointment. Paging Debbie Downer... you're up.
End;
Eden, why are you talking to Dr. Apu? We need to have a talk. One more thing, where the hell is the peanut butter.
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I thought there was some on the grocery list.
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[ooc: Read: Onion]
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That's it. I'm typing the lists from now on, itemized as well as alphabetized. You think you can manage that? Or do I need to add pictures?
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What do you think I've been doing with your books, anyway? Using them as a stepping stool?
What's so important you need to talk to me?
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I wouldn't be surprised. Do you still shop in the children's section?
You were talking to the Indian and it wasn't about spirituality.
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No. Except when you try and make me read the bleeding Boxcar Children.
Yeah, what about it?
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They're paperback. You didn't get much height out of it anyway. Fine. Go to the next book on the list. I thought you'd enjoy spunky orphans. Want me to toss Annie too? Hm. Nah. You need more musicals in your life.
I'm in the mix too. What exactly did you tell him while you were bragging?
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That doesn't even get a retort.
I wasn't bragging. I told him the truth.
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Admit it, you like Happy Days.
What did you tell him?
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Are you sure the Fonz is a real guy?
I told him that blood has memory. That I can sense it. And we talked about me fam.
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Of course I'm sure. He's a household legend, how many people get the in front of their name besides the Dali Lama and you know that man is real.
If you two are such friends why is he asking me about you?
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Because everybody lies. I wanted someone to back me up.
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Ha ha. There is a reason why people lie. That's to hide things because not everyone is trustworthy or worth talking to. The trick is to tell the truth when the truth is needed. I'm not your Daddy Warbucks and I never will be. I will say that you like smart ass older men. Be aware of that.
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I'm not looking for a date.
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Good because I think that you both couldn't talk well face to face. Especially if he has an accent.
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Why do you want him to believe you?
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Because I like it when people take me seriously.
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