050. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Handcuffs made a comeback. Why wasn't I in on that? Better luck next time.

One date. Hm. Maybe for next week? How do you feel about Cone Heads? Maybe Tommy Boy. As far as partically crappy food goes, I like a good sub. I doubt any of the places have Jersey or New York culinary training. I guess that will add to the sup par.

One prescription for Tony Foster. You'll get the other one when the morphine is out. You want a quick fix hit up some drug store. I've got a system. Take it or leave it and risk over medicating.

Private to Morn;
One appointment. Paging Debbie Downer... you're up.
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Eden, why are you talking to Dr. Apu? We need to have a talk. One more thing, where the hell is the peanut butter.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Nah. Unless they're the cool ones.

[marsattacked.livejournal.com]

Red or blue, doc? I've always found I would've just gone for the invisible one on screen. There's always a third option.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That depends on which Matrix movie. If it is the last one, I'm not taking any and I want my money back.

[marsattacked.livejournal.com]

Funny, that's exactly what I thought. The first, of course. They were doing things right until they hit two, and god forbid, three. I want my $20 back.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The first movies are always the best. I don't know who wrote up the prescription. So far I've got what I need.