vicodincrutch: (seated/i gots a cane)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-08-13 06:35 pm

050. Diagnosis

Handcuffs made a comeback. Why wasn't I in on that? Better luck next time.

One date. Hm. Maybe for next week? How do you feel about Cone Heads? Maybe Tommy Boy. As far as partically crappy food goes, I like a good sub. I doubt any of the places have Jersey or New York culinary training. I guess that will add to the sup par.

One prescription for Tony Foster. You'll get the other one when the morphine is out. You want a quick fix hit up some drug store. I've got a system. Take it or leave it and risk over medicating.

Private to Morn;
One appointment. Paging Debbie Downer... you're up.
End;

Eden, why are you talking to Dr. Apu? We need to have a talk. One more thing, where the hell is the peanut butter.
eiremagic: (Eden - doubts it)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
It was growing fucking mold! Do you know what mold on peanut butter smells like?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
The last time I looked at it and tasted it, there wasn't any mold.

I thought there was some on the grocery list.
eiremagic: (Eden - hide)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, if I could read your handwriting. What's an omidn anyway?

[ooc: Read: Onion]

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Is that why we have four ketchup bottles? Your communication skills are terrible. I thought you said you could read and write.

That's it. I'm typing the lists from now on, itemized as well as alphabetized. You think you can manage that? Or do I need to add pictures?
eiremagic: (Eden - false serenity)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, who am I to question your kinks if they involve ketchup?

What do you think I've been doing with your books, anyway? Using them as a stepping stool?

What's so important you need to talk to me?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
We don't even have hamburgers that often. I thought shopping would be an innate quality with all the bargains you boast about finding.

I wouldn't be surprised. Do you still shop in the children's section?

You were talking to the Indian and it wasn't about spirituality.
eiremagic: (Eden - false serenity)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Shite, the last time I went shopping me ma and I still got along!

No. Except when you try and make me read the bleeding Boxcar Children.

Yeah, what about it?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
You're killing me, Eden. It's not that hard.

They're paperback. You didn't get much height out of it anyway. Fine. Go to the next book on the list. I thought you'd enjoy spunky orphans. Want me to toss Annie too? Hm. Nah. You need more musicals in your life.

I'm in the mix too. What exactly did you tell him while you were bragging?
eiremagic: (Eden - hide)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine. I'll buy your bleeding peanut butter.

That doesn't even get a retort.

I wasn't bragging. I told him the truth.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Skippy. S-K-I-P-P-Y. You'll get a typed list.

Admit it, you like Happy Days.

What did you tell him?
eiremagic: (Eden - doubts it)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

Are you sure the Fonz is a real guy?

I told him that blood has memory. That I can sense it. And we talked about me fam.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sure.

Of course I'm sure. He's a household legend, how many people get the in front of their name besides the Dali Lama and you know that man is real.

If you two are such friends why is he asking me about you?
eiremagic: (Eden - looks kind of regal)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
...if you say so.

Because everybody lies. I wanted someone to back me up.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I do.

Ha ha. There is a reason why people lie. That's to hide things because not everyone is trustworthy or worth talking to. The trick is to tell the truth when the truth is needed. I'm not your Daddy Warbucks and I never will be. I will say that you like smart ass older men. Be aware of that.
eiremagic: (Eden - don't pull a fast one on me)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Did I ask you to be?

I'm not looking for a date.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. And this is a preemptive strike.

Good because I think that you both couldn't talk well face to face. Especially if he has an accent.
eiremagic: (Eden - doubts it)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
His accent is mild compared to mine.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good. You can go to ESL together.

Why do you want him to believe you?
eiremagic: (Eden - Hey wait)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
.....

Because I like it when people take me seriously.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's overrated and often insincere. People take other people seriously because it is the polite thing to do. That's one of those circumstances were you get by telling a white lie.