vicodincrutch: (look at our options/take it to the white)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-07-22 01:09 pm

048. Diagnosis

I'd Tap That
Anya (every kid's dream)
Anita Blake (with or without the cuffs, I'm flexible)
Faye Valentine (booty shorts. Do I need to say more?)
Dr. Martha Jones (we got a thing, goin on.)
Rose Tyler (cute, there's sexy in there somewhere)
Giselle (it'd be so wrong but so right.)
Abby Sciutto (there's dirty, kink I know it)


People I Wish Awful, Terrible Misfortunes On (Something Like this Curse Only Worse)
FCC
Justin Timberlake
Tritter
Foreman
Whoever Thought It Was a Good Idea to Let Britney Spears Do What She Wants
Chase
Dad

[identity profile] warped-inside.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Things I Want to Know
Your name
If you're really having a thing with Martha
If you're being nice to Martha
Whether I'll have to hurt you if you're not being nice to Martha

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Answers
Greg House, M.D.
It is pending.
Who says I'm not?
Nope.

[identity profile] warped-inside.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Responses to your answers
Nice to meet you
Is it?
So far no one, but believe me I'll be checking
I hope not

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Re:Responses to your answers
And you are?
Early stages but yes.
I can make up a list of references.
Perish the thought.

[identity profile] warped-inside.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Re: Re:Responses to your answers
Toshiko Sato.
That's interesting.
That would be a nice start.
I have a gun. Just saying.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Re:Re:Re:Responses to your answers
Occupation?
Not interesting enough yet, but interesting would be a good word.
Badge number?
Those are popular. Part of the NRA?

[identity profile] warped-inside.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Re:Re:Re:Re:Responses to your answers
City or pre-city?
It's interesting enough from my view.
What does badge number have to do with your references?
Nope, that's Americans.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Responses to your answers
Yes.
It's not surprising Jones hasn't talked about me yet.
I want to know which cop I'm taking to.
Ah, gomenasai.

[identity profile] warped-inside.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Responses to your answers
City: Head of Electronic Intelligence for the city police force; Pre-city: Technical Specialist for Torchwood Cardiff.
Why is that?
I don't think we've got badge numbers here.
Daijobu desu.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Responses to your answers
So you are with the police. No badges though? Sucks.
It's too soon.
Do you at least get handcuffs? Hats?
I'll save you the rusty Japanese. I'm used to good old bastardized American.

[identity profile] warped-inside.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Responses to your answers
Sort of fell into the job, really. Also intelligence doesn't usually do badges, do they?
So it's just all in your head.
I have handcuffs, but they're from my old job. We don't do the uniform thing.
Thank you, I only speak Japanese with my parents anyway.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Responses to your answers
They're part of the police.
I won't entirely dismiss that possibility. It's early.
To me, this sounds like police slacking at its worst.
I only speak Japanese in Japan normally. The lack of English improves my accent.

[identity profile] warped-inside.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I Give, You Win the Re: War
I suppose. We mostly just did our best to keep clear of the police back home.
Martha's fantastic, even as just friends, you know.
Because we haven't got hats?
Have you spent a lot of time in Japan?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Re: Winnar
No kidding. The po' po' likes to get up in your business.
She's hot. Smart. If not a work in progress.
Or outfits. How disorganized. Dress blues are hot.
When I was younger living on base.

[identity profile] warped-inside.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Re: Braggart
They really hate it when you get up in theirs, too.
Well, I guess good luck, but be nice to her.
How about jeans and leather coats?
Your parents were stationed in Japan? What branch? Where?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Re:Champion
Paranoia and Post 9/11 thought make them think that everyone is up in their business.
Oh I will.
Appealing, but badges make it so much more official. The handcuffs are an added bonus.
My dad was in the Marines, we were based in Okinawa.

[identity profile] warped-inside.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Re:This Time
Well, we kind of were up their business a lot.
In a nice way.
I've...one of those neat comm pieces you wear in your ear?
My parents were RAF, I grew up in Osaka.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Re:A challenger appears?
Oh. And now you're on the other side of the law.
Are there other ways of being nice?
A bluetooth?
The food is good. I wasn't old enough to enjoy the ambiance.

[identity profile] warped-inside.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Re:There can be only one
It's all the same side, just different enemies.
I'm not so naive as to not know there are plenty of definitions of 'nice'.
Similar, but modified.
I spent most of my childhood there, but I always felt more at home in London.