039. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Someone's altered my taste buds. This is either a curse or I'm having liver problems. So. We all taste like candy. Do the deities want us to all contract the flu? Better yet, how's about we spread something just wonderful around. Where's that big red idiot? This is his time to shine. Huh.

For those of you who don't get the yummy flavors and have one of the following you win a visit to the doctor's: Bitter, acidic, or Metallic tastes could possibly be jaundice--oh such fun! Maybe an abscess in your tooth, and someone needs to get the pus out because clearly you're not brushing well enough. Gastritis, if it is gastritis just go to the hospital. I've had enough ailing asses in this City. And last but not least liver damage.

Brush your teeth. Wash your hands. Don't lick each other. Think you can accomplish that? There's more active bacteria in your mouth than there are people on this planet. Have a little crowd control.

EDIT: Strictly for scientific purposes, what does gay taste like?

Comments

[darklilprincess.livejournal.com]

..? Infectious diseases? What's that..?

[ooc: bunny tastes like chocolate-covered strawberries... and she's clueless with big words. D:]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You know, infectious diseases. Those icky invisible germs that make you sick and die.

[darklilprincess.livejournal.com]

..? Die? o_o;;;

but... why? How could they? Just by tasting like ice cream, people can die..? o_o;;;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Tasting ice cream on people's skin. Germs are on skin and can be transfered to your mouth. How do you think people get sick?

[darklilprincess.livejournal.com]

...really?

I... I'm sorry... I dunno how... people get sick...

[ooc: mun is trying to get kuromi to run away but bunny won't listen..? D:]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Germs being spread from person to person by hands or sneezing or saliva usually. Sometimes your food, the air you breath, the house you live in...

[darklilprincess.livejournal.com]

*frowns*

Is that even true..? I mean... if it was, then... everyone would always be sick...

...

Mister... what flavor did you get anyway? :o

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I've never been called a liar by a bunny rabbit before. Yes, it is true. Germs circulate and the immune system usually fights them. There are times when the virus over powers the immune system.


Don't lick me.

[darklilprincess.livejournal.com]

...I really don't understand you.

I'm not going to! D: What do you think I am? Some sick weirdo? DDD: I was just curious...

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The feeling is mutual.

They come in all shapes and sizes.

[darklilprincess.livejournal.com]

...Mister, you're very strange...

What's your name? :o Mine's Kuromi. :D