vicodincrutch: (gross/rock impression/grrr)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-05-20 10:22 pm

039. Diagnosis

Someone's altered my taste buds. This is either a curse or I'm having liver problems. So. We all taste like candy. Do the deities want us to all contract the flu? Better yet, how's about we spread something just wonderful around. Where's that big red idiot? This is his time to shine. Huh.

For those of you who don't get the yummy flavors and have one of the following you win a visit to the doctor's: Bitter, acidic, or Metallic tastes could possibly be jaundice--oh such fun! Maybe an abscess in your tooth, and someone needs to get the pus out because clearly you're not brushing well enough. Gastritis, if it is gastritis just go to the hospital. I've had enough ailing asses in this City. And last but not least liver damage.

Brush your teeth. Wash your hands. Don't lick each other. Think you can accomplish that? There's more active bacteria in your mouth than there are people on this planet. Have a little crowd control.

EDIT: Strictly for scientific purposes, what does gay taste like?
eiremagic: (Eden - hide)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-05-21 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Lick each other?

What kind of sick freak would do that?

[ooc: Blood orange ice cream!]

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
You've been here how long and you have to wonder?

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[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-05-21 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
First oinseach to taste me is getting my knuckles to their lips.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
How long can you keep your dukes up?

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
And here I was thinking rainbow.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Think outside the box next time.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one that said Emmett. That's a freebie.

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[identity profile] i-themagician.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I hope it doesn't taste like cherries.

[ooc: ... black forest.]

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
If it did, it wouldn't for long. Just the nature of things.

[identity profile] darklilprincess.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
You sound kinda mad, mister... Don't you think this curse is kinda nicer than the others..?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh sure it is. If you like infectious diseases.

[identity profile] darklilprincess.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
..? Infectious diseases? What's that..?

[ooc: bunny tastes like chocolate-covered strawberries... and she's clueless with big words. D:]

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
You know, infectious diseases. Those icky invisible germs that make you sick and die.

[identity profile] equalmarked.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
...That's more than I really needed to know.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
And now that you do, you can't blame ignorance.

[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I remember why I thought this curse was disgusting.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's because you have common sense, Lyra.

[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
And surprisingly, better manners than a load of people here.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Who would have thought?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Men who love men or women who love women in the way that mommy loves daddy.

[identity profile] missfortunately.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Why would they taste any different?

[identity profile] blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
You plannin' on lickin' your roommate?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Your reading comprehension skills are awful. At least your vocabulary kicks in with a beat.