039. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Someone's altered my taste buds. This is either a curse or I'm having liver problems. So. We all taste like candy. Do the deities want us to all contract the flu? Better yet, how's about we spread something just wonderful around. Where's that big red idiot? This is his time to shine. Huh.

For those of you who don't get the yummy flavors and have one of the following you win a visit to the doctor's: Bitter, acidic, or Metallic tastes could possibly be jaundice--oh such fun! Maybe an abscess in your tooth, and someone needs to get the pus out because clearly you're not brushing well enough. Gastritis, if it is gastritis just go to the hospital. I've had enough ailing asses in this City. And last but not least liver damage.

Brush your teeth. Wash your hands. Don't lick each other. Think you can accomplish that? There's more active bacteria in your mouth than there are people on this planet. Have a little crowd control.

EDIT: Strictly for scientific purposes, what does gay taste like?

Comments

[eiremagic]

Lick each other?

What kind of sick freak would do that?

[ooc: Blood orange ice cream!]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You've been here how long and you have to wonder?

[eiremagic]

First oinseach to taste me is getting my knuckles to their lips.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How long can you keep your dukes up?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Emmett.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And here I was thinking rainbow.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Think outside the box next time.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're the one that said Emmett. That's a freebie.

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

I hope it doesn't taste like cherries.

[ooc: ... black forest.]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If it did, it wouldn't for long. Just the nature of things.

[darklilprincess.livejournal.com]

You sound kinda mad, mister... Don't you think this curse is kinda nicer than the others..?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh sure it is. If you like infectious diseases.

[darklilprincess.livejournal.com]

..? Infectious diseases? What's that..?

[ooc: bunny tastes like chocolate-covered strawberries... and she's clueless with big words. D:]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You know, infectious diseases. Those icky invisible germs that make you sick and die.

[equalmarked.livejournal.com]

...That's more than I really needed to know.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And now that you do, you can't blame ignorance.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

I remember why I thought this curse was disgusting.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's because you have common sense, Lyra.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

And surprisingly, better manners than a load of people here.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Who would have thought?

[missfortunately.livejournal.com]

Gay?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Men who love men or women who love women in the way that mommy loves daddy.

[missfortunately.livejournal.com]

Why would they taste any different?

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

You plannin' on lickin' your roommate?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Your reading comprehension skills are awful. At least your vocabulary kicks in with a beat.