039. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Someone's altered my taste buds. This is either a curse or I'm having liver problems. So. We all taste like candy. Do the deities want us to all contract the flu? Better yet, how's about we spread something just wonderful around. Where's that big red idiot? This is his time to shine. Huh.

For those of you who don't get the yummy flavors and have one of the following you win a visit to the doctor's: Bitter, acidic, or Metallic tastes could possibly be jaundice--oh such fun! Maybe an abscess in your tooth, and someone needs to get the pus out because clearly you're not brushing well enough. Gastritis, if it is gastritis just go to the hospital. I've had enough ailing asses in this City. And last but not least liver damage.

Brush your teeth. Wash your hands. Don't lick each other. Think you can accomplish that? There's more active bacteria in your mouth than there are people on this planet. Have a little crowd control.

EDIT: Strictly for scientific purposes, what does gay taste like?

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And here I was thinking rainbow.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Think outside the box next time.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're the one that said Emmett. That's a freebie.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Like you weren't thinking it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I wasn't actually. He's not the only one here.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

He's definitely the most flavorful.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You mean fruity.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Is it possible that I've got more tact than you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not in the slightest.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Bullshit.