036. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

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[There is water sloshing.]

M-my name is G-Gregory House. I-I don't know what t-time it is. A-april the....[gives up on stats.]

[Pause, shuttering breathing on the line.]

 I'm... The patient is en-t-t-tering stage two of hypother-m-mia. Losing f-feeling in fingers. Failed test to touch forefinger and t-thumb to-g-gether. Shaking n-near unbearable. M-morphine withdrawal not h-helping.

L-Lisa C-cuddy, phys-physic-doctor in New York n-needs letter of r-resign-nation.

[Additional recording.]

D-delusions begin.

Comments

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

That's where you've been this whole time!

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I went to London. H-heard they w-were making b-better morphine altern-natives.

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

Stop playing Titanic, you asshole, it's not funny.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Frostbite. H-hell of a punchline.

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

Gregory it's not funny.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I kn-now. I'm not laughing.

N-not at stage 3 y-yet. Doesn't look g-good.

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

Is someone coming to help you? No one on land can find the ship.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

H-hell if I know.

...d-did you ch-check the ocean?

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

Don't be a bitch, Gregory House, people tried!

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Hope that c-cushions the guilt.

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The a-apartment is in your n-name.

I-I'll haunt you if-if you p-paint my room a shade of p-pink.

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

I'll put flames on the wall.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You r-really are...a h-homosexual.

Guess y-you'll get c-company after all.