025. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Do you know how much a bag of conversation hearts cost? Not even a bag, a box. A simple box where I'm from is less than a dollar. What does a dollar say? Cheap. Try getting into someone's pants with these puppies and you're looking into a cold, lonely Valentine's Day. Chocolate is what the women want. Not Milky Way--though you get your point across right there--run of the mill store crap.

Consider the amount of starch you're consuming. Blegh. There's a reason why those suckers and candy corn are more accessible only once a year.

The secret added raises the value. You can't converse with them. I'm sure plenty will spark.  So, tell me LOVE what's the news.

[ooc; Guess who doesn't realize there's a lil seekrit of his floating around?]

Comments

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Um... I think I found one of yours.

[dearprincess.livejournal.com]

I thought candy corn was only around once a year because it tastes like feet?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You could have asked.

Boxers.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's part of the ploy, I assure you.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

No. Your father.

[dearprincess.livejournal.com]

... You're saying it's supposed to taste bad?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What about him?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I'm saying.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

... Do I have to say?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No because I don't care.

[dearprincess.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make any sense! How would making candy taste bad on purpose be good for anything?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I thought it was supposed to be the thought that counts.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Pick one: I think chalk with words on it about you or I think dark, creamy melting chocolate about you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There are a number of reasons. To get rid of extra ingredients for far more delicious candies, it could be all just a ploy to get people to eat nasty tasting edibles, it's anyones guess.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You have to pick one first: My foot in your ass or my gun in your face.

Found his heart thingie but won't speak of it

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Ah, but some women prefer vanilla to chocolate, Doctor.

[dearprincess.livejournal.com]

... That's silly!

[written-rancor.livejournal.com]

Not to mention the hearts taste chalky anyway.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Ah, a voice of reason and insight!

D:

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Vanilla is alright for a while.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Love me tender.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Hearts with words on them isn't?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Love you never.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not savvy on the hypothetical conversation? Otherwise, I'm getting an impression that you don't like me.