024. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

i waaan ...I wAnTT f0od gIMee

[Switch to voice recording because someone's obviously irritated at the effort it takes to type.]

[Growl] What does it take to get a good sandwich?

Comments

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

.... You're a big fucking rat!

Who'd you piss off?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

All of that tivoing of the Discovery Channel and Animal Planet has been for nothing. Thanks, Emmett.

I'm a Tasmanian devil. And do you think I keep track of who I piss off?

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

I don't watch that shit...

You still look like a big fucking rat. Maybe it's a curse?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The surprises never end.

My tail isn't bald. That's a good hypothesis and a good chance you're right.

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

At least you can talk. I was going to kick your ass.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Keep telling yourself that, Muscle Mary.

Now.

Make me a sandwich. Lots of meat.

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

It's three in the morning don't you need sleep?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You expect me to sleep on an empty stomach? You're Southern. Where's the hospitality?

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

Will it shut you up and make you go to bed?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yes. I don't know how I'd get into the bed or out of it, food will help me think.

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

.....

[Goes to make him a sandwich, bread and meat and cheese, in a plate.... On the floor.]

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[Follows to the kitchen and waits far away enough to avoid being trampled over. Once the sandwich is on the ground, House attacks it. He makes gurgling growl noises of appreciation.]

Fwank ooo. [Chew chew chew.]

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[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

That's disgusting.

[In a matter of fact manner.]

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

M nefer fwranking boo aghen.

[Continues to devour every thing on the plate.]