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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2007-12-01 12:20 am

015. Diagnosis

Has it been hot enough for you? Might be a little late, but for those of you who read and those of you who remember (the numbers dwindle) I'll give a few pointers.

After the stop, drop and roll or water dousing to remove the flames from a body or body part you need to treat the result, the burn.

First degree burns are the lowest grade of burns the most important thing you should know is that don't need to bother a doctor for this one. Agitating, but all in all pretty harmless so long as you don't press on it. How do you know it's a first degree burn? It's a sunburn, people. It's red. Aloe and it will fade in three days time.

Second degree burns are something you should worry about. The skin will blister and swell. DO NOT apply aloe or any adhesive ointment. Why? It's the same as buttering up an open wound. If you really like pain and butter, go for it. If not, run under cool water. If the burn mark is bigger than your pinky finger--by bigger I mean by a good portion then you get to bother a doctor.

Third degree burns make skin not look like skin anymore. It's charred and split. Something like burnt rotisserie chicken.  Seek medical attention immediately.

Next medical issue. T-Virus. We know the symptoms, there is an antidote floating around. I want a sample of each.

You will be happy to know that there is a society of one eyed people here. When's the first meeting of the I. C. U. club?


Filtered to Tony//Unhackable

Nice walk. But no Lee.

Re: //LOL Knock Knock//

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-12-01 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
And if they aren't is it curable?

[Takes the card and reads it before tucking it away into a pocket.]

Running late then, aren't we. Traffic on the road from all of those charred bodies.

[Steps to the door.]

Re: //LOL Knock Knock//

[identity profile] razrsharp.livejournal.com 2007-12-01 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
That's what Daylight is for.

[The third sample. Incidentally he's taking them all with him, safekeeping and what not.]

It keeps him happy.

Re: //LOL Knock Knock//

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-12-01 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Glumly watches the promising samples be placed back into the bag.]

Wait, who exactly are we testing these on? If I'm going to wake up that early it has to be spectacular. It has to be me.

Re: //LOL Knock Knock//

[identity profile] razrsharp.livejournal.com 2007-12-01 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever happened to mice?

I know for a fact that Daylight works. At 7:00 we'll have ample time to test it.

[Shouldering the bag.]

Re: //LOL Knock Knock//

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-12-01 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying we are mice?

Daylight at daylight.

[Opens the door, holding the knob with his cane.]

Re: //LOL Knock Knock//

[identity profile] razrsharp.livejournal.com 2007-12-01 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
The only other option would be men.

I'll see you in the morning.

[Out out, like a damned spot.]

Re: //LOL Knock Knock//

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-12-01 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you tell me about the rabbits, George.

Yeah, yeah.

[Shuts the door.]