vicodincrutch: (doctor a nonymous)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2011-08-28 08:38 pm

124 Diagnosis

This man is an unfit parent. Nouns are not names. A living being has a proper name especially when it is dependent on your successful, in this case unsuccessful, nuturing. 

Cameron and I can offer a far superior homelife. Normal in fact. I would have thought better of you. It's one thing to make a bad decision on the company you keep, it's another thing entirely to condone abuse. Then again I always knew you had a sick streak.

I never thought I'd say this but Chase, talk some sense.

[ooc; cursed. very cursed.]

[identity profile] greedful-cheat.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Snort]

I'm sorry to inform you, but I am not and have never been "Asian." I'm European technically. Your eyes must be deceiving you, Mr. Superiority Complex.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
It was an example. Asshole works too.

[identity profile] greedful-cheat.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Not a very good one if I can say anything.

I prefer troll, thank you. Trolling is an art. Being an asshole isn't.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Don't quit your day job or get used to being a starving artist if you expect people to pay for that.

[identity profile] greedful-cheat.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I still have my day job. People pay quite well, just not in the expected way. Also, I don't see the value in art, so being a starving artist is rather hard activity.

Psst! You should probably quit your night job as a comedian. You're not as funny as you think.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Is that the new thing? Calling yourself an artist than dismissing the craft? Kid's these days.

I don't think of it as a job. I think of it as a calling. If no one points and laughs at stupidity then we are truly doomed as a society. I think that it's a sign that we're halfway there when who's more funny is more important than visitation right.

[identity profile] greedful-cheat.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
I would love the irony, if I actually was an artist. Too bad that I personally have rejected art since I was basically born.

But we are doomed as a society. It's a slippery slope until we let our desires consume us. I'm sorry for your ultimate loss, but I don't think you even deserve visitation rights. I don't think you even have a proper claim to the wonderfully named Dog the dog. Comedy and your sad lack of visitation rights are ultimately two different arguments. Good try though.