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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2007-11-03 11:14 am
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010. Diagnosis

Here's the deal. I give you candy left over from Halloween. You shut it and leave. Everyone wins.

It is never lupus. Yes. Bingo. Rightio. Got it. You win. Ha. Ha. Ha.
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[identity profile] precto.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
At least autoimmune diseases are easy to diagnose?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I question your authority to say that.

[identity profile] precto.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
So, after your team left you (I don't count Aussie because he's a faggot), who you gonna hire?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a seeeeecreeeet.

...How the hell did you know that?

[identity profile] precto.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I solo'd three whole damn seasons of your show a month ago.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You're going Truman Show on me. I'm not sure I like it. How long has this been going on?

[identity profile] precto.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I said three seasons and going on a fourth. Do the math yourself, Doctor.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That depends. Daytime? Prime time? Show time? Summer series? You call yourself a TV watcher, Mr. Peabody, you tell me.

[identity profile] precto.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Watch TV? Screw that. I downloaded it all.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Why am I living a television series?

[identity profile] precto.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you're that awesome.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Great answer but that's not what I'm looking for.

Who's the brains behind the operation?

[identity profile] precto.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
NBC? ABC? CBS? FOX? One of those, I think.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
This has gone to a national level? And I would have spiffied up in the morning if I knew. Shucks.

[identity profile] precto.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, for a British guy, you hide your accent really well when on the set.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
See, the reason is because I'M NOT BRITISH.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
According to who or what?

[identity profile] precto.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The actor that plays you is British.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait. I think I understand you now. There is a show based on me, in which an actor plays myself but is of course not myself.
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