Dr. Greg House, MD (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
vicodincrutch) wrote2010-07-20 10:16 pm
vicodincrutch) wrote2010-07-20 10:16 pm
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[A whiteboard standing upright and mounted on what appears to be a sink. There's white and pale, pale blue tiles beyond the metal frame of the whiteboard. The camera jerks and then shows a jerk, House. Behind him is a bathroom stall.]
Now we're where a man can get some privacy.
[He turns the camera quickly back to the whiteboard.]
We need to get to the bottom of this. Why? Because it's suspicious. So soon after an influx of people it is possible that there was a transferred disease or virus left behind. Our subject is Dr. Robert Chase. Something is wrong. What exactly? That's yet to be determined.
[While he's talking, House is writing the word SYMPTOMS. Below that he writes no shame, homosexual tendencies?, zero tact. He stops and looks over his shoulder.]
Feel free to chime in at anytime.
[Oh wait. With an overly dramatic sigh, House caps the dry erase pen.]
Any trait out of the ordinary could be a symptom. Anything. That's why we're listing them. So far it looks neurological. If that's the case, did he hit is head? Did he take anything? More witnesses [muttered] more liability... The easier it will be to figure this out quickly.
[There. That should be clear enough. He uncaps the pen again.]
All of this is confidential. Unless you want him to get more sick and die.
[A whiteboard standing upright and mounted on what appears to be a sink. There's white and pale, pale blue tiles beyond the metal frame of the whiteboard. The camera jerks and then shows a jerk, House. Behind him is a bathroom stall.]
Now we're where a man can get some privacy.
[He turns the camera quickly back to the whiteboard.]
We need to get to the bottom of this. Why? Because it's suspicious. So soon after an influx of people it is possible that there was a transferred disease or virus left behind. Our subject is Dr. Robert Chase. Something is wrong. What exactly? That's yet to be determined.
[While he's talking, House is writing the word SYMPTOMS. Below that he writes no shame, homosexual tendencies?, zero tact. He stops and looks over his shoulder.]
Feel free to chime in at anytime.
[Oh wait. With an overly dramatic sigh, House caps the dry erase pen.]
Any trait out of the ordinary could be a symptom. Anything. That's why we're listing them. So far it looks neurological. If that's the case, did he hit is head? Did he take anything? More witnesses [muttered] more liability... The easier it will be to figure this out quickly.
[There. That should be clear enough. He uncaps the pen again.]
All of this is confidential. Unless you want him to get more sick and die.
[the white board keeps the score]
SYMPTOMS
no shame
homosexual tendencies => promiscuity
zero tact
memory loss
SYMPTOMS
no shame
homosexual tendencies => promiscuity
zero tact
memory loss
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I care enough to offer help if it's a reasonable plan. However, I'm not going to play hero and cast my life away on reckless charity.
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Honesty saves a lot of time, and I'm staying out of this mess and retracting my offer. Be glad.
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Maybe from your point of view, it's sad. From another, it's reasonable self-protection. But there's a high chance that I'm just not a good person, and altruism isn't my kind of game.