vicodincrutch: (demented child)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2010-04-13 03:10 pm

095. Diagnosis

I wouldn't be who I am without looking a gift horse in the mouth. Either someone has paid all women some amount of money to appear attracted or mildly interested or there is a curse going on. Or an out break.

In the event of the first, C-cups and up only.

[ooc; you know you want to.]

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[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Amateurs. I hit on you even when I'm not cursed but I do have really strong urges to do it today.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
The general attraction is based on how mentally unsound you are altogether.

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[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
But see I count my generally agreed upon crazy as an advantage.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
You do get pills. And if you like white that's a plus.

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[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I happen to look very good in white. I'm not so great at the arts and crafts portion of the day.