vicodincrutch: (cameron writes fan fiction?)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2010-03-31 02:03 am

094. Diagnosis

Let's get Biblical. Blood like substance coming from open air water sources? Check. Frogs? Ask Dr. Chase. Lice/gnats and flies blah blah blah. Disease? If that last one is particularly relevant to you, you'll have to make your cries for help more distinct. Smoke inhalation can't be good for that either. As entertaining as the fast-forward version of this story is, the vitals are missing. It's like a vegetable.

To bring you up to speed without the Billy Graham commentary, this is like a story of an angry, jealous god retaliating on a mortal king so that the people who worshiped him could be set free. I don't worship anybody who hasn't had a centerfold and a bikini photo-shoot worth reprinting. The only imprisoned people in this joint are you and me. There's no one of us that has the capacity to have any source of power to reckon with the deities if we are going to carry the theme correctly. Once again, we're riding out this go-kart derby with no real answers to valid questions.

Why is this all so organized when curses are usually at random and without a linear progression except when it is from bad to worse? Are our deities Judeo-Christian critics? Does Jesus count here even when a handful know him let alone believe in him? Is there a way to ward of PETA after you slaughter the lambs? Does this all mean anything?

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Would you prefer Miss Jesus or Dr. Jesus while you're taking one for the team?

[identity profile] holymadonna.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm partial to "Saint" after all these years.