093. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Doctor Allison Cameron, you can start formally apologizing....now. If you need any hints, if nothing at all comes to mind, just ask. I'll be sure to supply you with a bevy of ways to make amends.

I think that I'll call in sick with a sudden case of hopefully temporary Charles Bonnet syndrome.

accidental audio;

[voices speak, they all sound like House.]

"Hey, hey Greg. This means we can really go out and do something. Topless bar. You feel me? Oh and ditch those losers. Then you can have fun."

"Go, watch, and come back home? Yeah, that's amusing.  The minute one dancer opens her mouth it may as well be white noise. They have no brains. May as well watch a movie. There's the complete fantasy, no strings and certainly no physical excursion. That guy would like it."

"Why watch a movie when you can go back to bed, House? You're on the way to a wane period with the vicodin. Build up for it or it's going to kick your ass. Nothing is disappointing in sleep."

"How can anyone sleep with my own personal episode of Three is Company?"

"Sleep? Do I have to spell it out? F-U-N. It's what everyone doesn't want you to have."

"That's because they don't care. It's all that pleasantry still, still. You must be doing something wrong."

"Speaking of wrong, hello, priorities. You do anything else and risk being nonfunctional."

"Shut up. Shut up. Shut up."

Comments

[only-fell.livejournal.com]

Only them. Not you. I'd prefer you alive. I think it makes you even crankier to die.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more homicide then suicide. Harikari is for quitters.

[only-fell.livejournal.com]

And no one wants to be a quitter. Alright then I thoroughly approve of the drowning. Let me know how it goes.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You'll get all of the credit. Don't you worry.

[only-fell.livejournal.com]

Good. I think the serial killer side of my personality needs to be properly exposed.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I knew it. I always knew it about you.

[only-fell.livejournal.com]

I usually hide it so well. I suppose it's a bit of a relief though that my secret is out.