091. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Again? Don't you people have something better to do? Check your myspace? Talk to your mother? That cat at your feet, one of four, that's got to be something. There is nothing at all that requires your attention?

Liars. All of you.

Comments

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Okay. For an old guy, you're totally hot. The cranky thing works for you. Gives you that whole 'Broken puppy I can fix him' thing which girls totally love.

Myspace is so five years ago. My Facebook is totally updated. I talked to my mother this morning and I don't have a cat.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The caustic motif is the 'don't fix me' tag to the speculation.

You're either high, looking to work out the daddy complex or about to tell me an astronomically large lie about how old you are.

The first two can be worked with.

/flails

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

It only makes a really determined girl more determined. Don't tell me you've never gotten the whole determined hottie thing.

Hugs not drugs! I get along just fine with my Daddy and I've no desire to have sex with him and I'm twenty two.

I still think you're hot for an old guy and the fix me/don't fix me thing is like a challenge.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It happened before. The last time it happened it was because of a physical condition.

That narrows the scope more. Are you visually impaired?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

A physical condition beyond horny?

Nope. Twenty-Twenty.