091. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Again? Don't you people have something better to do? Check your myspace? Talk to your mother? That cat at your feet, one of four, that's got to be something. There is nothing at all that requires your attention?

Liars. All of you.

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[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Okay. For an old guy, you're totally hot. The cranky thing works for you. Gives you that whole 'Broken puppy I can fix him' thing which girls totally love.

Myspace is so five years ago. My Facebook is totally updated. I talked to my mother this morning and I don't have a cat.

[admirablewoman.livejournal.com]

I could make it all better if you'd give me the chance.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Before or after you made tinfoil hats?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Did you bring me any pearls of wisdom? I'm saving up for a necklace.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Any treatment possible has been researched. I'm a doctor.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No actually.

The tracking skills of total strangers are not to be underestimated.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yes. The website. The pop-culture cancer.

voice;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

[brbgothomework.livejournal.com]

I see. I don't know much about "websites".

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The caustic motif is the 'don't fix me' tag to the speculation.

You're either high, looking to work out the daddy complex or about to tell me an astronomically large lie about how old you are.

The first two can be worked with.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because the Grinch stole your bandwith?

/flails

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

It only makes a really determined girl more determined. Don't tell me you've never gotten the whole determined hottie thing.

Hugs not drugs! I get along just fine with my Daddy and I've no desire to have sex with him and I'm twenty two.

I still think you're hot for an old guy and the fix me/don't fix me thing is like a challenge.

[brbgothomework.livejournal.com]

I...do not think so. I don't know what a "bandwith" is...

voice;

[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

Shit, I bet you ain't got any friends.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Does your mommy know you're talking to strangers?

[brbgothomework.livejournal.com]

Mama passed away a year ago. However, she did taught me to be polite when I speak with strangers.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It happened before. The last time it happened it was because of a physical condition.

That narrows the scope more. Are you visually impaired?

voice;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's Myspace. Of course I have friends.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

A physical condition beyond horny?

Nope. Twenty-Twenty.

[admirablewoman.livejournal.com]

I know you are, darling. I don't usually bother with anyone who isn't royalty of some sort, these days, but I'll make an exception for such a handsome man.

[hallucinamber.livejournal.com]

But it would be a shame to waste them before swine.

Have you figured out what you did to him, yet?

[melodyoftruth.livejournal.com]

One can say the same about other people, including you. Everyone's got their own lies and secrets that they wish to keep to themselves.

[cokho7.livejournal.com]

I wonder~ Who would be so smart as to think that one up~ ♥

So, Doctor House, do you think it's interesting that there are people who live 'til they're 20+ without ever stepping into a hospital? :3

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Funny thing you should mention checking your myspace.