091. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Again? Don't you people have something better to do? Check your myspace? Talk to your mother? That cat at your feet, one of four, that's got to be something. There is nothing at all that requires your attention?

Liars. All of you.

Comments

[23husbands.livejournal.com]

Not a thing. Looks like you're just going to have to entertain me.

[lagerfeldbuilt.livejournal.com]

Ah, the man who wears his bitterness not as a staple of black but as a garish statement piece upon the wrist whose center is spotted with too heady a perfume.

[wearstiaras.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude. I know this one. It's not lupus, right? I always wanted to say that.

1/3

[yourbestfriends.livejournal.com]

You should join MySpace!

[4thwallcansukmy.livejournal.com]

Well I just cleared my Myspace inbox, called my mommy a while ago, and I don't usually keep cats. Too easy to kick around.

Why you wanna do somethin'? Go to the arcade, grab some chillidogs, swim in nuclear waste? I'm down for anything.

[mamawallbreaker.livejournal.com]

You're just as cranky as the last time.

[fuckyoualice.livejournal.com]

MySpace is for pussies.

[cokho7.livejournal.com]

Everybody lies~ ♥

[fon-guardian.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Kind of old! ... But I bet you're loaded~ ♥

[simplyexplained.livejournal.com]

...Doctor House?

[hallucinamber.livejournal.com]

There's nothing at all that requires mine.

[admirablewoman.livejournal.com]

Well hello there.

[callme13.livejournal.com]

Myspace was so last year.

[brbgothomework.livejournal.com]

"My space"?

voice;

[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

You got a myspace?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Okay. For an old guy, you're totally hot. The cranky thing works for you. Gives you that whole 'Broken puppy I can fix him' thing which girls totally love.

Myspace is so five years ago. My Facebook is totally updated. I talked to my mother this morning and I don't have a cat.

[melodyoftruth.livejournal.com]

One can say the same about other people, including you. Everyone's got their own lies and secrets that they wish to keep to themselves.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Funny thing you should mention checking your myspace.