vicodincrutch: (gross/rock impression/grrr)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2009-12-29 07:20 pm

088. Diagnosis

Santa brought me a case. Yippee. The old dude neglected to give me a means. I'm not waiting til next year. That wasn't what was on my list either. Better than socks. I figure that's coming out even.

I'm not the fuzz. I'll leave the policing to the police. I want to see your guts. More specifically, was there anything medically significant about the body(ies). Humor me. Tis the season. You got a scare. You get someone else to comfort you. The yucky organs are taken off of your hands.

In other news, snow sucks. So does public transit. It sure would be great to have an alternative, swift means of transportation. Who's got a motorcycle?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
What good are they to anyone else outside of the body?

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's the trouble with murderers these days. Impractical.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Killers usually eat or stow their goods. Sharing, that's different.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not... asking how you know. They sent bits out, I'd assume as some kind of message. Or maybe the shops were shut before they finished Christmas shopping.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
According to Harry Houdini, I mean, Dresden it was one victim. I guess she got the last China made, over advertised toy craze of the season.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
What happened to leaving the policing to the police?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's left. I wanted to see if it was all from the same source. They beat me to it. The rest is speculation.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I've offered to help them out with pathology.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
How much help are we talking? There are better ways to get the desire to play cops and robbers out of your system.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-12-30 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not getting anything out of my system. I just said I'd look at any human remains for them, rather than leaving it to some spotty kid with the centrefold pull-out from Anatomy 101.