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"House. Leave a message."

Open for: text, email, voicemail, horrific late night calls, assorted action.

It's not your birthday. Don't be greedy. Was there some sort of a coupon, two for one special?

Who said I'm being greedy?

I say so. You're bringing home two and not sharing. I see how it is.

Check your messages. I never said I wasn't sharing.

So it's a bribe.

What do you want?

Not everything has an ulterior motive. I'm just letting you know that I'm bringing company.

No. But you do usually.

Okay then. Company. Skanky or budget classy?

Well that's hurtful.

I'd call them classy.